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Rex’s Kwan Do Pants!

The Rex Kwan Do American Flag Pants
I scoured the web for two hours looking for a pair of pants as tacky as the ones worn by Rex in Napoleon Dynamite.  There were a bunch of pajamas, shorts, windbreakers etc., until I finally stumbled on a pair of these “Otomix American Flag workout pants” which look exactly like the ones in the movie.

I’d never thought I’d be recommending these pants to anyone, but this might very well be the ultimate Napoleon Dynamite fashion accessory.  Forget the Vote for Pedro shirts, how about showing up to gym glass wearing the same baggy American flag pants Rex wore to his “Rex Kwan Do” self-defense classes?

Here is what Chris Rovny of had to say about these pants, “It is one thing when pants have a baggy look on top and a narrow cut near the boot, but on top of that, they are available in different colors and designs. The unstylish cut and the unpleasant colors give way to a totally unattractive piece of clothing.”  I couldn’t have said it better myself, Chris, and I recommend that you buy a pair immediately!

You can find these American Flag Pants at